beekeeperofeden: (the opposite of arrogance)
Summary: Ability to speak does not necessarily confer the ability to communicate. Entreri and Catti-brie are still learning this the hard way. Opposite of Arrogance AU.
Wordcount: 2880

let us build a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven )
beekeeperofeden: (heaven is overrated)
Fic: Prophylaxis
Wordcount: 1405
Summary: Vierna wonders sometimes if the flaws of the old jumpships have fallen wholly out of human memory; Jarlaxle would know, perhaps, but she daren't turn his mind to the question if it isn't already there.

[Warnings for canon-typical drow sexism.]

No one can deny that these are difficult times... )
beekeeperofeden: (heaven is overrated)

Summary: Entreri and Jarlaxle steal a spaceship. Takes place immediately after Vaasa.

Wordcount: 7336

 

now we're going back to heaven just to look him in the eye )

 

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This was supposed to be a fill for [personal profile] scratchedagain  on the AU meme ("In Herding Cats, how would they all respond should one (or several) of them at some point realize they would like to have children?"), but the characters refused to play along. I think I set it too early in the timeline, so that's a conversation that'll have to wait for another day.

Summary: Still on the road north this AU is an eternal roadtrip, Dahlia struggles with emotions about motherhood and finds solace in her companions. Meanwhile, Jarlaxle asks prying questions. Herding Cats AU.

Wordcount: 860

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beekeeperofeden: (words)
I want to roll around in AUs but can't figure out where to start, so ask me questions about my existing AUs (or suggest new ones if you want to make my life harder) and I shall try to answer them in the form of prose.

Leave up to five requests. I guarantee at least one (1) commentfic response. (If you post a variant of this to your own journal so I can poke you for fic, I'll guarantee two.)

[Meme is still open]

Fills (organized by AU):

Come Into My Parlor (index):
Heaven is Overrated
(index):
beekeeperofeden: (orange cell)
Yet more herding cats AU.

Takes place at the end of the Last Threshold, after Jarlaxle rescues them from Draygo Quick's castle.  In the same AU as Testing Links and Limits, so there is already-established Dahlia/Drizzt/Entreri.  Takes place before Sparks in the Night.

Wordcount: 1090

(verb) to bear, endure )

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(Note:  There are around twenty ways Jarlaxle's conversation with Artemis could have gone.  This is the "healthy communication for everyone" AU, but I'm keeping the less optimistic routes on standby for various other fic notions.)

beekeeperofeden: (yellow black cell)
Summary: After a series of near-disasters emphasizes the importance of clear communication, Drizzt and Dahlia have a necessary conversation about their relationship and where its limits lie. Pre-OT3 (Dahlia/Drizzt/Entreri)

Wordcount: 2123

Note: The disasters referenced in the summary are the diverging point of this AU. However, they don't actually occur in this fic.  This fic is entirely aftermath.

In which people actually communicate... )
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So the effective premise for my "herding cats" AU (which I haven't posted much of yet) is basically that, if people actually would communicate with each other like adults, they could be braiding flowers into each others' hair in a sunlit meadow instead of trying to kill each other and running off into blizzards.

This is, I guess, the endpoint of that premise.  Sometime after The Last Threshold.  The companions of the hall, if they are alive, are not in this fic.

Summary:  Polyamorous hair-braiding in a sunlit meadow.  Artemis/Dahlia/Drizzt/Jarlaxle.  Possibly the most saccharine thing I've ever written.
Wordcount: 2086
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Spring cleaning! I'm going through my WIP folder and trying to finally post those fics that have been a paragraph or two away from completion for literal months. This is the first of the batch.

Summary: Missing scene from Maestro. Because when you've been captured by drow and can't escape, there's nothing to distract you from hitting your ex-boyfriend/business partner in the face with his bad life choices.
Wordcount: 851

broken bones are stronger for the breaking / no, the danger's in the bending / the concessions that you never can take back )
beekeeperofeden: (heaven is overrated)
More space-opera fic. This one takes place not long after Stowaway and will hopefully offer new insight on Fire Point.

Summary: In which Drizzt meets Alustriel Silverhand, famed geneticist, under less-than-ideal circumstances. (Title from Frost's "Nothing Gold Can Stay.")

they're kindred instruments you know, the scalpel and the plow )

beekeeperofeden: (sword)
Summary: Further missing scene pre-Maestro fic. Follow-up to "As the Ice Will Go." Artemis inches slightly closer towards tolerating Jarlaxle again.
Wordcount: 1369

we both know what memories can bring / they bring diamonds and rust )
beekeeperofeden: (Default)
Summary: Pre-Maestro, missing scene fic. Something to fill in the gaps from Entreri going from refusing to exist in the same city as Jarlaxle to asking for his help. (Title from Robert Frost's 'To the Thawing Wind.')
Wordcount: 1286

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beekeeperofeden: (yellow black cell)
[crossposting from tumblr]

Context: This AU deviates at the end of The Last Threshhold. Rather than listening to Kimmuriel and going elsewhere, Jarlaxle catches up with everyone else outside Luskan and begins to travel with them for a while as they all go north, before they all do a Rip Van Winkle.

Summary:
Banter!fic. Jarlaxle and Entreri are both assholes and Drizzt is done with both of them. No one has healthy conflict resolution skills.

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beekeeperofeden: (dim orange)
Summary: Pre-PotWK. Entreri and Jarlaxle find themselves on the road in Damara when a blizzard hits. Fluff.
Wordcount: 1638

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when the night was a blanket around us )

beekeeperofeden: (stark orange)
Trade-fic with callmesherly. She requested a sequel to Cold. It starts exactly where Cold ended. Title comes from "Whistles the Wind" by Flogging Molly.
Wordcount: 1148

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there's an ocean between where i am and where i want to be )
beekeeperofeden: (dim orange)
Drabble. Missing scene, takes place during Chapter 7 of Maestro and therefore contains spoilers.

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...and yet we keep falling )

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A Note about the Thing )
beekeeperofeden: (Default)
Summary: Sellswords!era. (Probably between SotS and PotWK.) A brief, frustrating conversation about emotion.

(I wrote this last week while the parts of my brain responsible for actual human communication were malfunctioning. I'm not sure if it quite works the way I want it to. The later dialogue is the part that's important to me, but I'm not sure how well the early dialogue sets it up.)

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mouth full of pins and heart pumping gasoline )
beekeeperofeden: (heaven is overrated)
Summary: More space-opera!AU. Jarlaxle reports back to Vierna before they begin their mission and gets an unpleasant surprise. (517 words.)
Trigger warnings (highlight to read): Body horror.

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beekeeperofeden: (Default)
Gen.
Wordcount: 1627
Summary: Missing scene fic after the end of The Silent Blade. Dwahvel Tiggerwillies has some unfinished business with the assassin that's been haunting her.

you once said if we were careful we could do this all our lives )
beekeeperofeden: (Default)
I felt like warming up the writerly muscles, so I put my music on shuffle and wrote for each song that came up, for as long as it was playing. Nothing here but ficlets, but it was fun.

don't rock the jukebox )
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